Sparky's Food Diary...

Yo. See this nose? Sparky can smell an M&M hit the ground from a mile away. Sparks has SERIOUS sniffing powers. And Sparky tall. Big nose + tall = prime food stealing capabilities. See Sparky's food list from yesterday as proof positive:

9am: A heaping bowl of dog food

9:15am: Two crispy waffles (my boy Hayden cooked his waffles too long and graciously thought of Sparks before putting them in the trash like mama said to...unfortunately boy forgot that Sparks really prefers a few pats of butter and a drizzle of syrup, so Sparks had to eat them dry.)

9:47am: Random dishwasher diving...don't know why my mama washes them when Sparks just likes to lick them clean

10-10:30am: Rawhide bone time

12 noon: Mama made macaroni and cheese for the kids for lunch. She scoops and forgets Sparks tall. Sparky steals bowl right off counter. D to the licious. It really is the cheesiest.

12:10: 5 crackers. Thanks, Elle, for always thinking of your boy.

12:30: Someone left the toilet seat up, Sparks drinks. Love it. Did try not to let it drip from Sparky chin to the floor, so Sparks not busted.

12:45: Stray M&M found in kitchen. Score.

1:05: Ice cube.

1:30-4:30: Sparky naps. Sparky dreams of snacks.

4:31: Assume position in kitchen. Sparky's mama gonna cook soon. Once she drop a pork chop. Sparks never forgets it.

5-5:30: All things that might drop from anywhere in the kitchen.

5:30-5:45: Some delicious hunks of pulled pork Spark's mama so graciously shares because Sparky turn on Sparky charm and give her puppy eyes.

5:45-6:15: The family eats. Sparky lays under the table. You'd be surprised what your kids will sneak you.

6:15: Clean off three plates on dining room table before mama can get back from kitchen to collect them. Good work, Sparkmaster.

6:17: Complete dishwasher ravage.

8:20: Check food bowl.

8:45: A little ice cream boy drops when scooping some in a bowl. Spark like ice cream.

9-10: More rawhide bone.

10: Sparks goes to bed. Hopes mama doesn't forget to feed him in the morning and dreams Hayden burns the waffles again.