Sparks Is Sorry...

Sparky has something he wants to say: Sparks is sorry for the blog hiatus. Sparks has had a few rough weeks. First of all, Sparks' vet says Sparky is too chunky. Sparky says "pfft." Sparky not applying for insurance, so who gives a flip if Sparkmaster not in "ideal weight range?" Sparky's mama doesn't care. Second of all, Sparky's kids have started school and Sparks misses those kids. It's just Sparks and Mama all day and truthfully, while Sparks love that mama, she doesn't play tug-of-war with rawhide bones or drop a lot of cheese on the floor at snack time. And she gets frustrated when Sparks lays where the cold air comes out of the floor in the kitchen. Sparks loves when his kids come home from school. Here is a pic of Sparks waiting in the Tahoe for those kids:

Now that Sparks has that off his chest, Sparks would like to address a very important topic. SUGAR COOKIES. Now, it is no secret that Sparks luuuuuuurrrrrrvvvvvvvves a cookie. But last night, Sparks' mama made some sugar cookies and SPARKS IS IN LOVE. Sparks would like to know: can you marry a sugar cookie? Sparks enjoys a chocolate chip cookie, a toffee cookie, a s'more cookie, but never had a sugar cookie until last night and SPARKS CAN NOT STOP WITH THOSE COOKIES. Sparks eat five right off that cookie sheet and they were HOT. But Sparks was brave and didn't make a noise even though Sparks tongue was crispy. It was worth it for those cookies. Then Sparks' kids put sprinkles on those cookies and well, that just sealed the deal. Sparks in love. Sparks mama like to never left this house this morning, but when she took Sparks' kids to school, well, Sparks ate about eight cookies. And Sparky has no regrets. Carpe cookie, Sparks says.

Sparks has one other thing to discuss: heads hanging out windows. Sparks never tried this before. Sparks likes it! All sorts of different smells, the wind whipping Sparks fur left and right...and Sparks would like to say that Sparks likes that front seat! (And if Sparks' dad is reading this, Sparks would like to say that Sparks has dementia and he was NEVER IN THE FRONT SEAT and stayed in the way back on his dog bed.) Sadly though, Sparks destination was the trail and Sparks had to run 4 miles with mama. Sparks didn't mind first 2 miles, but mainly wanted to lay down the last 2 miles. And Sparks would like to run for mayor of Sparkstown on the promise of: Dog Fountains At Every Trail Entrance. And free Hyvee bones every Tuesday. And free Andy's ice cream every Thursday.

So, that about it for Sparks. Sparks be back soon with more updates. Sparks headed to the Lake this weekend for some boating fun. And some kittens at mawmaw's house. That mawmaw a sucker for Sparks. Wonder if she makes sugar cookies? Peace out for Sparks...Sparks leave you with his favorite pose in the living room with his favorite peeps...Sparks loves that dad, even though that Dad wear out with the Sparks.