Sparky Is READY...

Yo. Sparky's my name, and boating is my thang. Rub some sunscreen on my nose, and Sparky is READY for some R&R. Vacation prep is in full swing around here, but Sparky is easy to pack for. So while my mama does a bunch of laundry and hauls out suitcases, Sparky just chillin by the door with his bag of dog food and waiting. Not sure when we are going, but Sparky will be ready to roll. Not sure where we are going, but Sparky will be ready to roll.


Wait a minute...shut the front door...Sparky going to interview my mama and get the answers so Sparky can go sleep in Sparky favorite spot under the end table instead of by the front door where it isn't cushy. See pic for reference:










So here we go...

Sparks: What u doin'?

Mama: Unloading the dishwasher.

Sparks: When vacation?

Mama: Tomorrow

Sparks: Sparkmaster going to ride a boat?

Mama: Yep

Sparks: What else Sparks going to do?

Mama: You are going to stay with your mawmaw a few days while we go on a vacation that doesn't allow Sparks.

Sparks: DOESN'T ALLOW SPARKS??????????

Mama: You'll be fine.

Sparks: Mawmaw got snausages? Brush my fur? Feed me leftover bacon?

Mama: I'm sure.

Sparks: Custom fit me a Fox News t-shirt?

Mama: Most likely.

Sparks: Buy me bones? Rub my tummy? Take Sparks swimming?

Mama: Yep. Yep. Yep.

Sparks: When we go? Sparks say let's go now.

Word To Your Mother...

"I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow..."

Something is up at Sparkmaster's house. The suitcases are out and so I'm waiting by the door with my five pound bag of Kibble. Don't want anyone to forget Sparks. Sparks looooooooooove to take a ride in the car. Sparks loves it when my peeps stop to feed the car and while they are all out of the car, Sparks crawl to the front, sit in front of the big wheel and drool all over Spark dad's seat. Bwahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha.

My mama got a new car this week. She said "third row seating." Now, Sparkmaster isn't clear on what that is, but it sounds like a special room for Sparks and so Sparks has been up late at night, chewing on toilet brushes and thinking about how to decorate riding space. 5 bones and a soft blanket should do Sparks just fine. Sparks likes to ride in style. And he likes his tunes up loud. Especially to DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love Again. Good beat. Spark gonna rock it out.

What My Mama Found...

This is the scene my mama found this morning when she got up. She was NOT HAPPY with Sparky. Sparky tried to be good and chew his bones in the middle of the night. But then, Sparky noticed someone left the bathroom door open and by the glow of the nightlight, there it was...this big long stick with bristles on the end. Sparky very happy. Sparky chewed and chewed, but Sparky wore out and needed nap. My mama sighed and picked up the little pieces Sparky planned to chew on later. And she threw the stick away too and put my bones on my bed. Sparky disappointed in self. Should have finished before family got up.

Sparky Is The Name...

Name: Sparky

Alias: Sparkmaster, Sparkerson, Sweet Pea, Love Cakes

Likes: Snacking, Swimming, Long Walks, Snausages, Rawhide, My Family

Dislikes: Calamata Olives, Bananas, Thunderstorms, Being Alone, Cats, When My Food Bowl Is Empty

Sign: Aries

Hometown: Columbia, Missouri